new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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