Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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