does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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