I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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