I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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