we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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