Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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