smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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