I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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