I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The beer is more important than you right now.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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