Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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