Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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