My hand turned me down
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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