I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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