she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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