Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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