ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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