the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I need moral support for this bender
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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