its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
