After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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