Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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