They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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