Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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