Christians are straight up FREAKS
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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