Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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