just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
