Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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