she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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