Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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