what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
