"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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