And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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