that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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