You're my little dorito
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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