Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
