That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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