i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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