Buhtt sex?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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