Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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