I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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