walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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