I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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