he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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