Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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