i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Alive.
So much puke
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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