ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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