you would pick up someone in the library
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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