Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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