when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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