I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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